Notes from my iPhone; Jan-May

Notes from my iPhone; Jan-May

I often claim as a defence mechanism against unwanted ridicule, humour and flashy flirtation that I “shall write this down in my diary”.  It is my favourite line.  It always gets a laugh.   This diary I speak of however is of course metaphorical.  To tell the truth, I have not physically kept a comprehensive handwritten [...]

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what I’ve learnt about breakups

what I’ve learnt about breakups

I am the ripe old age of 22.  I have permanent forehead wrinkles and a hybrid of psoriasis/eczema which relentlessly plagues my skin.  I have a penchant for sugary PG Tips tea; vegan protein stir-fry and the ancient Greeks.  I like swimming early in the morning; watching trashy tv in the twilight hours and somehow [...]